Explaining their desire to explore the notion of maybe seeking the highest office, Dr. Nello explains, "Originally, we were deterred by our lack of executive experience, but as was shown this year, experience is like that creepy-beard Skittles commerical: irrelevant." (When it was pointed out to the bloggers that each candidate this year was either a senator or a governor, Dr. Nello said, "Don't be distracted by those distractions!")
Nurse Chris adds, "We feel confident about winning if we actually go through with this, because it would be a historical first, electrifying voters. I would be the first hermaphroditic tranny to be #2 in the nation!" Nurse Chris then snickered at saying "number two."
"Of course," Dr. Nello interjects, "I might get to busy or forget or something. But I've really put a lot of thought into it this last hour."
Nurse Chris mused on a few simple, vague campaign slogans: "Probably Could," "Breakfast First," "Change Hope's Diaper" and "Counseling."
Dr. Nello and Nurse Chris immediately suspended their campaign until further notice.
5 comments:
This is the most visually stunning blog in the entire Clavin family network.
Oh yeah?! Well Dr. Franzonello and I (Dr. Jello) are running for the 2009 elections! Campaign donations will be accepted made out to "Cash".
Great move boys! As the proud mother I will start campaigning for you now and shall knock on doors wherever there was an Obama sign. I suspect that they are the most likely to support you guys.
that really was a creepy beard commercial.
Where do you stand on important issues such as cats and the economy? Are you bringing change?
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