The Many Hairstyles of Dr. Nello

Dr. Nello:

A couple of observations and then a question. First, as I browsed your photos I noticed that at some points it seems as if you are working to achieve a St. John look, but at other times the approach is more a St. James and then even Jesus himself. Then out of the blue, you work in a Clay Aiken. Next, onto a (perhaps unconscious) attempt to mirror a young Freud.

Why so many looks in such a short period of time? Will you ever settle on one that suits you, or shall you continue down this trial and error (operative word is error) approch for a while still?

-- Virginia Vouyer

Dear Virginia:

I'm hurt that you didn't include some of my personal favorites, the Rico Suave and the FauxHawk. Thanks, though, for noticing the evolution of my coiffure. I use my hair for more then just a head warmer. I express my adoration for my heroes through styling my do. As you've observed, I honor the saints, the great thinkers, and Mr. T.

Will I choose a permanent fuzz cut? There are still a few more great people that I'd like to honor, such as Bono, Patrick Stewart, and Dennis Rodman. But someday I'll settle down with a simple crop top, or maybe invent my own style.

(Um, that Clay Aiken one; I was on medication at the time and I apologize to all those who witnessed it.)

-- Dr. N