Biographies

Dr. Nello Practicing medicine since 2001, Dr. Nello stopped practing and began doing when graduating Summa Cum Awesome from Carnegie Mellon in Fall 2007. Tall, dark and handsome, the good doctor has been answering pathetic patients problems for over three years. The doctor leads a high-profile life on the world stage, taking part in the WSA strike of 2007, holding lecture tours in Europe and signing up for Skype. Dr. Nello is also an author, musician, movie star and German model. He is the only known human to never have had a mother. Favorite colors: blue, sky blue and dark blue.
Nurse Chris Nurse Chris met Dr. Nello at a counseling session, trying to figure out Nurse Chris's gender identity. While the nurse was never able to nail down which one the five genders he preferred, he did accept the doctor's offer to become partners on this website. Nurse Chris was once fired for poor job performance, murdered in a mystery still unsolved and gained 260 pounds in a three week span, only to lose it all with his patented "Ask the Doctor Chris: NAKED!" weight loss program. The nurse has been legally missing since late 2010. Most common advice: "I suggest counseling."
Dr. Jello Rita Shaqquitlike Jiggly Jello, known as "Jel" to friends (a few of which exist), joined the staff of this site as a midseason replacement. While not a frequent blog contributor, she has quite a following on Twitter, and has filed three restraining orders to date. She created her own design label, BUTTerflies, specializing in plus-size women's jeans made from recylced circus tents and sold exclusively at Belk's Meat & Pants stores. High School Yearbook: "Most Likely to be a Frumpy Gertrud."
Dear Flabby It is not clear exactly what Dear Flabby does for a living, but she is the arch nemesis of Dr. Nello and Nurse Chris. Often appearing as a villain in the Naked Death movie series, she has a bizzare personality and is known for frequent obscenity-laced outbursts on children's PBS television shows. Celebrity that may actually be Flabby in disguise: Ke$ha.
Doctor Fellow Dr. Fellow, DVM, won an email contest to join this site after Nurse Chris was fired, but his position was terminated rather quickly. After trying unsuccessfully to reinstate his employment, he started his own veterinarian blog. He still hangs out with the rest of the gang, though no one is quite sure why. Interesting fact: N/A.
Justine E. Spired Justin started a blog, justINeSPIRED, which failed miserably, but inspired Dr. Nello and Nurse Chris to create this site. There was much rejoicing at the closing of Mr. Spired's page, though, as long as Vinsanity is still twooting, there is still sadness in the world. Preffered flavor of coffee: flavored.