Doktor:I suspect your are studying for an advanced degree or something because the pickings are so stingy and stupid lately on this site. Should you really be taking up so much valuable internet space anymore, or should you unclog the blogosphere and make room for someone who is genuinely clever or at least helpful? That could be me (or any mother). Will you have a summer job that is going to interfere with your doing a good job of being a doctor? If so please bring back the much missed Nurse Chris!
-- Wondering, Wise Woman
Dear WWW: Never have I met a clever mother, but that's another story. The real issue, which many a teary-eyed child has asked me, is Nurse Chris. Are we reconciled? Will she be rehired? Does Nurse Chris know Nurse Chris's gender yet?
After temporarily employing two other doctors and asking my colleague Justinespired to submit a guest letter, I've realized that this site is missing something without the dear nurse. After much sobbing and sniffling (from Nurse Chris, mostly due to his having to take a shower), I've decided to allow him back to this advice column. Expect to see many posts from Nurse Chris shortly!
As for a summer job, I have one ... it happens to also be my winter/spring/fall job, which is helping people through my splendiferous advice.
-- Dr. N
PS. Dr. Fello and Dr. Jello will remain on the official staff of this blog, and will occasionally answer some letters as well.
1 comments:
Thank goodness you'll allow the guest advisors to weigh in now and again, although they are never up to your calibre. As for nurse Chris, heavens does he/she not know about the holiness of cleanliness? How did you hire this individual to begin with? Was there no personal interview? Please don't have the nurse answer any questions that have to do with hygiene. Nevertheless, welcome back to the much missed co-advisor.
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