Dr. Nello:Why hasn't Dr. Fello posted anything yet? I think you should fire him.
-- Dr. Nellophant
Dear Dr. Nellophant:
I'm not quite sure what happened to Dr. Fello, but I can tell you this, he isn't turning out to be a very good assistant. I'll give him another week, and if he still hasn't come up with anything, he's going the way of Nurse Chris.
In the meantime, I have quite a long list of applicants waiting to fill this auspicious position. So say hello to:
Dr. Rita Shaqquitlique Jello!
Let's hope she does better than the last one.
-- Dr. N
18 comments:
WHY DID YOU USE THAT PICTURE???!!!!!
What a lovely new assistant you have, she certainly is easy on the eye! Is she as wise?
You can't fool us. This is really a picture of Jennifer Lopez as a child at the Bronx Botanical Gardens. We saw the picture in Fan Magazine.
How cute. Is that Justine as a child?
The little girl in the picture looks like Dr. Nello in drag. She must be your sister or your mother when she was young - or your daughter. Are you married? Please tell.
your blog is still crap without nurse chris
I was never so beautiful as a child.
still crap without nurse chris
bring back nurse chris
nurse chris... nurse chris... your blog is crap without nurse chris!
bring back nurse chris!!!!!
bring back nurse chris
did you fire nurse chris because he was funnier than you?
I question your lifestyle now that you have this blog by yourself...
bring back nurse chris!
Hey, that's awesome you got rid of nurse chris - he was a disgrace to the GOP. Not like you. You are the more progressive side of our party.
Dr. Nello,
So glad you made a contribution to my campaign and that you fired Nurse Chris. He/she did not understand women's rights the way you do.
These comments are great. They sound suspiciously like they leaped from the lips of Anna. (the giveaway would be the use of the word crap.) Nevertheless, I'm so glad to see that someone besides myself sees the benefits of multiple commenting when inspired by the muse!
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