Dear Donors:I hope you are enjoying your summer break!
As you may remember, you signed a pledge, at your last High School Blood drive, to brighten area lives this summer by donating blood between July 1, 2009 and August 31 2009. During the summer months, we have fewer donors than normal coming in to donate and the need for blood greatly increases so your donation can greatly impact your community’s blood supply.
As a sign of our appreciation, you will receive two free movie tickets to Carmike Cinemas. Tickets will be mailed within two weeks after the donation.
-- Customer Service Department, Central Blood Bank
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Dear Donors:
An e-mail was recently sent in error. In the e-mail, donors were referred to as “having pledged at their last High School Blood drive.” You were incorrectly selected in our system as a high school blood donor. We acknowledge the error in distribution and apologize for any confusion it may have caused.
The incentive that was referenced in the previous e-mail is for a select group of high school donors only.
-- Customer Service Department, Central Blood Bank
Dear CSDCBB:
Fine then. I'm never donating blood again.
-- Dr. N
2 comments:
I think a better title would be "bloody hell." Also, if you had any bargaining skills at all you would have scored yourself 4 tickets to make up for the emotional abuse both of being thought of as a high-schooler and for being taunted with tickets. And you would have them locate that pretty nurse for you.
Bloody hell.
I think this is the same customer database that the white house keeps on those who want health care propaganda (which occassionaly gets criss-crossed with the "fishy" lists).
There are no good movies out right now anyway.
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