Pistol Politics and Palin's Phone

Dear Dr Nezlo:

On November 2, gun owners and hunters have an historic opportunity to make sure that our Second Amendment rights are protected.

To do that, we need to elect candidates who will oppose gun bans, ammunition bans, and gun owner licensing and registration.

Pat Toomey and Tom Corbett will stand up for our Second Amendment rights and hunting heritage. We need Pat Toommey in the US Senate and Tom Corbett in the Governer's Mansion.

Vote Pat Toomey for US Senate.
Vote Tom Corbett for Governor.

-- National Rifle Association

Dear Ed McCartan or Current Resident:

Anti-hunting extremist groups are trying to force the federal government to ban traditional hunting ammunition. And they just may succeed.

Anti-hunting politicians are already trying to strip away your hunting rights. They are trying to block access to your favorite hunting spot on public land. They are trying to pass laws to regulate how you can use your land. Now they are working to ban virtually all hunting ammunition.

Choose Jason Altmire on November 2nd. Jason Altmire will lead the fight against the anti-hunting extremists to protect your right to hunt. Jason Altmire has always stood up for gun owners and sportsmen, and we need him the Congress to protect our rights.

Jason Altmire has proven he will work to protect gun owners and hunters. All hunters and sportsment should vote for Jason Altmire.

Protect your Second Amendment rights and hunting heritage. On Election Day, Vote Jason Altmire for Congress.

-- Safari Club International

Dear NRA and SCI:

Let me start by saying that I too support gun rights. Without guns, would we even have a "Naked Death" film series? Normally, I would think Democrats and Republicans would have opposing viewpoints on gun rights. Republicans, as Tracy Jordan says, are for "less taxes, more guns, and eliminating the gun tax." Meanwhile, Democrats are wusses. However, here we have two Repubs and one Democ agreeing that my hunting heritage and Amendment #2 rights are at stake.

Unforuntately, I will not be lending my vote to any of these candidates, or either of these parties. After the lack of support for my own attempt at one day maybe staging a presidential run, I have given up on the "popular" candidates, and this year I am supporting Arlen Shestack. I am voting for him for all three positions: Representative, Senator and Governor. (I will be voting for Nader, as usual, for president.)

Also, Al Gore, please stop drunk dialing me from Sarah Palin's phone. I didn't want to talk to you at my CMU graduation, and I don't feel like catching up now either.

-- Dr. N