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LETTER, CLUES DISCOVERED IN NURSE'S BEDROOM

Nurse Chris's body was found dead in her bedroom in early August with a screwdriver piercing her right temple. Several clues have been discovered that may implicate suspects as police continue to solve her mysterious and grizzly murder.

The most prominent clue so far was a letter addressed to "You Filthy Man-Woman Slob." It was apparently from a former employee of Dr. Nello's who felt "brushed aside [by the doctor] in favor of a tramp ... with the intelligence of a decapitated sewer rat and the odor of an unwashed Siamese monkey fish." It was signed "Your Fellow, Doctor Fello."

Pittsburgh police believe that this letter may be from the unpopular Doctor Francis J. Fello, a former employee fired by Dr. Nello this summer for not writing posts on schedule. Nurse Chris was notorious (and fired) for also not posting on time, but was rehired. Meanwhile, the forgettable Dr. Fello has not been rehired.

Police have named Dr. Fello a murder suspect, but stress that he is a "person of disinterest."

Police have also promised a report due tomorrow on other clues and suspects, with "an exciting twist you never saw coming!"
| | Thursday, September 13, 2007
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not so sure it is the hapless Dr. Fello. Rumor has it that he has become an accomplished concernt pianist (at least in his own home) and spends his spare time practicing and composing to the delight of his listeners and has lost all interest in revenge - or has he?

Anonymous said...

Please stop tormenting us with pictures of the beautiful nurse Chris, it just breaks our hearts to think that the deceased is no longer with us. May she haunt us forever!

Anonymous said...

Is that really the wonderful nurse Chris. The hair seems wrong. Perhaps an imposter, sould the real nurse be in hiding? Or imprisoned?