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WEIGHT, WHAT DID THE BLUR SAY?

Remember when we posted that People magazine cover of Nurse Chris coming out? Turns out he was coming out ... as a FAT PERSON (which we've hinted at here and here.)



Issue highlights: Nurse Chris really weighs in, Dr. Jello nearly dies from diet, Dr. Nello says "Happy Girthday" to his assistant, Flabby refuses to eat people with transfat.

Issue nonhighlight: Dr. Fello's current state unknown.
| | Saturday, May 23, 2009
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3 comments:

Justine said...

Funny. #@#

Lil' Ried said...

That is one phat magazine!

Mother Mary Nello said...

This is a fraud! It is not the true Nurse Chris. We've all seen these tabloid stories and have known better than to believe them. How come the good Doctor Quackernello was so easily duped? Is he really the woman with the Oreos?