Some Criticism ...

Dear Quacker-Nello:

Is it true that you have never been to medical school, and are not even listed as having attended your local high school, except for some brief appearances after you supposedly were graduated with honors from a university somewhere west of Pittsburgh? Also it's been rumored that you appeared on stage at Carnegie Hall, were pelted with melons, and think you are earning some sort of advanced degree. Is there any truth to this? Oh, your poor sainted mother!

-- Anonymous

Dear Anonymous:

None of what you claim is true, including the mother part. I have no mother.

-- Dr. N